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Dear Reader/Listener/Viewer/Participator:

Lest I be judged for it, I inform you now that this project continues to be a scratch pad, a space for experimentation. In other words, enjoy what you find here, and feel free to participate -- but try not to take anything personal, and don't believe that this project presents an accurate view of me or my life. This is a window, certainly, but one that hasn't been cleaned in quite some time. Your view may be foggy, obscure...you may see things that aren't really there...

--Harold

Want some background music? Please consider tuning in to my Internet radio station VoyagerRadio, which is currently and illegally podcasting Tempo of the Down.

All my respect to the best storyteller I've ever listened to:

Joe Frank

And yes, I love my mom and my dad; they were always good to me, no matter what impression you may have received here. They never locked me in a cellar or anything.
 
Audio you may download, or something that happened to your ears:

Here's a link to one of my past audio recordings, which you may download:

Dream Job (Pt. 2)

There once were more links to audio listed here. Perhaps I will make them available again someday; otherwise, you'll find links to the audio by perusing the Archive. (See below.)

Archived stories, or something that happened in the past:

December 2002 January 2003 February 2003 April 2003 May 2003 June 2003 July 2003 August 2003 September 2003 October 2003 November 2003 December 2003 January 2004 February 2004 March 2004 April 2004 May 2004 June 2004 July 2004 August 2004 September 2004 October 2004 November 2004 December 2004 January 2005 February 2005 March 2005 April 2005 May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 February 2007 March 2007


this is...

something that happened

 stories by harold j. johnson, in various formats - including text, audio, video, and podcasts
 
 
Friday, March 31, 2006  

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Thursday, March 30, 2006  

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Monday, March 27, 2006  

What a jerk I must have seemed, all those years ago. My first love: I broke her heart, and I think I did it, in part, with this song by Soft Cell. At work right now, listening to this song, I'm struck by how cruel those words must have seemed:
Take your hands off me I don't belong to you, you see Take a look at my face For the last time I never knew you You never knew me Say hello Goodbye Say hello wave goodbye
That's not even the worst of it. Keep in mind that we were still in high school:
Under the deep red light I can see the makeup sliding down Hey little girl you will always make up So take off that unbecoming frown What about me- well I'll find someone That's not going cheap in the sales A nice little housewife Who'll give me a steady life And won't keep going off the rails
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Friday, March 24, 2006  

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Thursday, March 23, 2006  

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I just realized that Peet's is much more than a coffee -- it's a religion. Audio forthcoming...

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Mobile Email from a Cingular Wireless Customer http://www.cingular.com

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Sunday, March 19, 2006  

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006  

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Monday, March 13, 2006  

I just picked up a new iriver, the T30, and it works brilliantly with Virgin Digital's music subscription service. I'm able to download unlimited music each month and transfer as many of those songs to my iriver! If you love music as much as I do, then this is your service...

The Deep Link: Pet Sounds

Following the above link requires that you have Virgin Digital installed on your computer. If you don't have it installed, you will be directed to the Virgin Digital website where you can download the player for free. 3/13/2006 12:07:00 PM (0) comments





Thursday, March 09, 2006  

And then, as if to add insult to injury, I learn this news about coffee. Coffee! One of my few reliable pleasures -- and, perhaps, a pleasure which would help to maintain my sobriety, especially if (and while) I am attending those damned meetings -- coffee has been determined to provoke heart attacks in certain people. Damn it! Damn, damn, damn! What next? 3/09/2006 06:37:00 PM (0) comments





 

I'm not saying that I'm in love with my psychiatrist or anything -- I'm just saying that I feel heartbreak. Our relationship -- our professional relationship -- may be coming to an end, and I'm feeling the pang of heartbreak that is similiar to that of the termination of a love affair. My mood is melancholic; my heart is sad. Yet it's not over yet, and may not be over at all. If I can bring myself to accept her terms -- the ultimatum she has presented me with -- then our meetings will continue. It is up to me. But those terms...Yea, they are harsh... 3/09/2006 02:44:00 PM (0) comments





 

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I feel heartbroken, or anticipating heartbreak, after receiving my psychiatrist's ultimatum. I like her a great deal...

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Wednesday, March 08, 2006  

On bartering... 3/08/2006 08:43:00 PM (0) comments





 

Today at work, and now at home, I listen to what appears to be a new album by David Gilmour; it sounds just like Pink Floyd. So I think I like it. Maybe I'll even end up loving it, once I'm drunk enough... Don't worry, though -- it's not like that. Sure, I've got some peanuts, purchased at the 99-Cents Only Store, which I'm dutifully peeling apart one by one, ball parkin' it -- and a Budweiser slowing draining away...But I'm not looking for trouble, not tonight. I had enough of that last week. It's funny, though, my reacquaintance with alcohol after so many months of sobriety. I think of my favorite alcoholics, those authors and musicians...did they think about it so much, as I do? Of course they did. 3/08/2006 07:34:00 PM (0) comments





 

I find myself bartering with the liquor store owner over the price of a 24-ounce Budweiser...They like to haggle, I'm told.

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But, you know, I'm considering it already...Can an overdrawn bank account prevent me?

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Monday, March 06, 2006  

I am wet, and I sometimes fail to see a puddle, but I am not yet frustrated. How does that sightless girl manage the rain?

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Wake up, L.A.! Drivers, use your brakes once in awhile...We pedestrians, we be strong, but we fragile, too.

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Saturday, March 04, 2006  

Brand new umbrella. Nice one, too. Already lost. God, I hate that...

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Wednesday, March 01, 2006  

Welcome to Earthlink LiveChat. Your chat session will begin shortly. Not at home and you want to read your email? With EarthLink Web Mail you can check your email from any computer with an internet connection! 'Emma S.' says: Thank you for contacting EarthLink LiveChat, how may I help you today? charssun@earthlink.net: I would like to request a refund for charges made to my bank card charssun@earthlink.net: My account is being charged each month... charssun@earthlink.net: ...$21.95... Emma S.: To best assist you, you need to speak with a Customer Service Representative. Please standby while I transfer you. charssun@earthlink.net: Thanks Please wait while I transfer the chat to the best suited site operator. You are not currently in a chat session. 'Vincent K' says: Thank you for contacting EarthLink LiveChat, how may I help you today? charssun@earthlink.net: Hi Vincent. Vincent K: Okay. Let me check your account. charssun@earthlink.net: I've been trying to cancel this account since the day I signed up... charssun@earthlink.net: ...I've been charged $21.95 each month for 8 or 9 months... Vincent K: Our records indicates that the refund for $24.00 has been processed to the VISA account associated on our files dated on 02/08/06. charssun@earthlink.net: ...Actually, to be more accurate... charssun@earthlink.net: Yes, but I'm certain to be charged again $21.95 today or tomorrow... charssun@earthlink.net: ...and I would prefer for the account to be cancelled instead. charssun@earthlink.net: Fact is, I haven't used the service. Ever. charssun@earthlink.net: And I don't have the money in the bank to cover the charges. charssun@earthlink.net: Last month, in fact, my bank account was overdrawn by this. Vincent K: Our records indicates that your account is active and current with us. charssun@earthlink.net: What does that mean? charssun@earthlink.net: Please cancel the account. Vincent K: I will be happy to assist you if you have any service related issues. I am sorry that I cannot process your request for cancellation because EarthLink does not accept cancellation requests via email/live chat. To cancel your service you must call 1-888-EarthLink, 7am - midnight EST M-F, and 8am - 10pm EST Sat/Sun or send registered or certified mail, return receipt requested, addressed to: EarthLink Inc.; 1375 Peachtree Street, Level A Atlanta, GA 30309. Accounts are set to close at the end of the current cycle. We don't prorate charges. You can get more information regarding our cancellation policies at http://www.earthlink.net/about/policies/#termination charssun@earthlink.net: If you are not going to cancel my account, please ensure that it is not charged the full $21.95 this month... charssun@earthlink.net: ...I've had an arrangement whereby the account would be only charged $9.95/mo... Vincent K: I suggest you to please get back to us if your account has been billed for any charges. charssun@earthlink.net: I don't want to be overdrawn again. Vincent K: So that, we can able to assist you in forwarding a refund request to our Accounting Department against the charges incurred any on your account. charssun@earthlink.net: In the past, the agent set up my account to be charged only $9.95, rather than $21.95... charssun@earthlink.net: ...Please set up my account this way so that I am not continuing to be overdrawn... Vincent K: I am sorry. It cannot be possible to apply the $9.95 promotional offer multiple times on one account. charssun@earthlink.net: ...That is not what I was explained prior... charssun@earthlink.net: ...Don't you understand? I do not want Earthlink service! I have *never* used it! charssun@earthlink.net: I do *not* want to be charged for this. charssun@earthlink.net: Do I need to contact the Better Business Bureau, or what? Vincent K: I apologize, but unfortunately it is not possible for us to cancel the services through EarthLink Live Chat support. If you call into customer service in the above given number, they will assist you further in order to cancel the service. Vincent K: I appreciate your cooperation on this issue. charssun@earthlink.net: Then *please* set up my account -- as another agent has done in the past -- so that I am only charged $9.95 rather than $21.95. I was told this would be renewed at that rate after the initial 6 months! Vincent K: I am sorry. Please note that it cannot be possible to apply the $9.95 promotional plan on the account. charssun@earthlink.net: In fact, that rate ($9.95/mo) was a compromise, since I never should have been locked into the service in the first place! Vincent K: Let me know if you have the AAA or AARP member ship number. So that, I can apply the $2.00 promotional offer on your account. charssun@earthlink.net: This is not right; I believe Earthlink is unlawfully charging my bank account. charssun@earthlink.net: Triple AAA? I do... charssun@earthlink.net: So then the service would only be $2/mo? Vincent K: No. Once the AAA membership promotional plan applied on the account, each month your account will be billed for $19.95. charssun@earthlink.net: No, that is so wrong. You see...I signed up for Earthlink in June of last year (2005). The very next day, I requested a cancellation... charssun@earthlink.net: ...I was denied a cancellation... charssun@earthlink.net: ...I have contacted Earthlink again, requesting cancellation... charssun@earthlink.net: ...continuously being denied... Vincent K: I am sorry. Since the account is active with us, our database process a charge as per the billing date mentioned on our files each month. charssun@earthlink.net: ...and the only thing I could do was accept a "promotional" discount of $9.95/mo to reduce my monthly fee by $12 each month... charssun@earthlink.net: ...This was a compromise I accepted, as long as the "promo" would be applied again at the end of the first 6 months... Vincent K: I am sorry. It cannot be possible for us to apply multiple promotional offers on one account. Please note that, when your account was opened, you were offered a choice of billing methods. The information you provided at that time is what our system uses to collect your payments each month. When you first logged on to your account, you agreed to the terms and conditions of the Internet Access Agreement, including the monthly payment. We must have a valid form of billing on the account at all times. You can change the billing method at any time. charssun@earthlink.net: ...The rep I spoke with (and I have records of each person I have spoken with)... charssun@earthlink.net: ...One minute, please, I'm explaining to you my situation... Vincent K: I realize the gravity of the situation and I certainly would like to assure you of our best services, as your satisfaction is our primary goal. charssun@earthlink.net: ...One moment... charssun@earthlink.net: Here is one example of my experience telephoning your Customer Service: http://www.somethingthathappened.com/2005/11/what-chris-doesnt-realize-is-that.html charssun@earthlink.net: I am documenting *every* encounter I have with Earthlink, to submit to the Better Business Bureau... charssun@earthlink.net: ...since I believe that I have been unlawfully charged for the better part of 9 months... Vincent K: I am sorry. To best assist you on this issue, I suggest you to please contact our Customer Service directly in the above given number. Vincent K: I appreciate your cooperation on this issue. charssun@earthlink.net: I have not received adequate customer service via your telephone support. I insist that this issue be resolved, immediately. charssun@earthlink.net: Are you still there? Vincent K: Yes. I am with you. Vincent K: I am sorry. Due to the nature of the issue, it cannot be possible for us to assist you further from EarthLink Live Chat support. To avoid any hold time while contact our Customer Service in the above given number, I suggest you to please contact our Customer Service during the early hours of the day. Vincent K: I appreciate your patience and understanding on this issue. charssun@earthlink.net: Again, this is being documented. Here is the current link to the transcript I am publishing of this conversation: http://www.somethingthathappened.com/2006/03/welcome-to-earthlink-livechat.html Vincent K: I realize how testing the situation can be and assure you of our cooperation in resolving the issue to your satisfaction. To best assist you on this issue, I suggest you to please contact our Customer Service in the above given number. ----end of transcript--- This conversation, which took place moments ago, is the latest episode in my continuing attempts at simply canceling my Earthlink dialup Internet service -- a service which I've never used. (Here is my account of a prior encounter with Earthlink "Customer Service".) A few years ago, Earthlink was a decent service. Perhaps desperate to retain customers, the company is now resorting to unprincipled tactics. Beware. 3/01/2006 08:42:00 PM (4) comments





 
 

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